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lyrics
Meow
We sound much better with my new pre-amp and,
Lend me 3 dollars and I'll pay you back and,
Lay some pipe in your sweaty crack and,
Fondle your lips as you rub my sack and,
Behead Medusa just to kill the Krakken,
I don't own a gun so I'm never strappin',
Record this song with multi-trackin,
Shit without flushing just to keep them stackin,
My hobbit name is Dildo Faggins,
I eat out bitches when they're on their rag and,
I walk real funny cause my dick is draggin',
I'm often seen singing, but never rappin',
I'm hard like Metallica when they play Blackened,
Dee bee doh doo dee dee dah I'm the scatman.
I like tits of all sizes, even if they're flat and
Why're you so two-face, do I look like Batman?
You're trying so hard to be someone
Why not just be yourself instead?
You're trying so hard to fuck someone.
Why not go fuck yourself instead?
Meow
Let me lose you, abuse you, contuse your cunt, fool.
Pretzel testicle spectacle confuse my jewels too.
Swing my dick around like half a pair of cumchucks
My kung fu will come through cunts, you dumb fucks.
Break it down to something,
Stuffing kumquats in dumb twats
Like it ain't nothin'.
My balls hard like walnuts, spotted in muffins.
Bread baked got a headache? Ibruopuffin.
Suck my balls from dusk till dawn
Until I bust star dust.
Unicorn porn in dorm rooms with warm wombs.
Store my sperm in a thermos, Drop shit.
I exude pure poon straight through my epidermis.
I'm the liturgical surgical Doogie Houser.
You're just a turdical nerdy bird dookie browser.
I'm hockin snot rockets and hot loogies
Inside your mom's rockin' cutie,
Baggy booty
Vaggie moves me
Maddly truly
You won't bash me if i did your daddy's duty.
I live in fast foward die in slow motion,
Feels like I'm coastin' on the waves
I generate when I'm encroaching.
Steppin' on toes with cleated words
That spill from my tongue,
Coated with razor tip crypts that drip
From my lip like dung.
From nun's buns drop crazy paisley feces,
Broke our vows,
Spray fart a brown baby Jesus
You're trying so hard to be someone
Why not just be yourself instead?
You're trying so hard to fuck someone.
Why not go fuck yourself instead?
Meow
I'm a bust one in your ass girl.
I'm a bust one in your ass.
You can try to run really fast,
but I'm a bust one in your ass.
credits
from
The Optimus Primo LP,
track released September 11, 2011
All words and music written and performed by Rene Rosa and Joseph Kasyan
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